Jokes of the Month

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What did Delaware? Her New Jersey!

What do you call a gingerbread man with one leg? Limp Bizkit!

What is E.T. short for? Because he’s got little legs…

A man went into a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the self-help section was. She said, ” If I told you, that would defeat the purpose…”

Why are families like a box of chocolates? They’re mostly sweet with a few nuts….

Do you know why the sailors couldn’t play cards?
Because the captain was sitting on the deck.

What song did the Beatles sing to the pig farmer? I want to hold your ham! Hammy Friday!

What do you call policemen wearing galoshes? Cops in rubbers!

Did you hear about the hole in the wall that surrounds the nudist camp? Yea…the police are looking into it….

What was the worst part about Robin Hood’s house? It had a little john…

A woman went to the Dr.’s office with a strawberry in her ear. The Dr. said, “I’ve got some cream for that…”

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund? Because he wanted to get a LONG little doggie…

Did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine? He’s fully recovered….